5 Worst Teachers In UIT-RGPV .,.,,.,.

Well, to find good teachers in UIT-RGPV is like finding an express fast bowler for Indian team, simply speaking they exist but only once in a blue moon ! Apart from a good looking CS teacher& the fatso who teaches BEE in EX branch, all others seem to fill the voids.OK, enough , let's get started .,.,.,.,

1. Hari Shankar  aka HAINA aka HANNAH MONTANNAH

This guy is a complete 'Chutiya', not b'coz he wastes 75% of the time giving wicked examples but b'coz he makes simple things look ridiculous, his moronic acts in the class are good enough for you to question you own English skills & haina.,,haine at the end of every sentence is just the icing on the cake.,.,.,

2.Spectroscopy Dumbass

Though its not really necessary to write about this guy, but honestly speaking ''Iss se bada BC maine aaj tak naheen dekha'', ye padhata kyon hai mujhe toh yehi samajh naheen aata?b'coz ''He knows as much about Spectroscopy as Mother Theresa knows about Porn''.

3. BEODA{B.M.E Lab Asst}

Ab mujhe yeh batao ye kaise kaise G.,.,.,du logon ko college wale rakh lete hain?Though he just teaches few branches, but his asshole stakes are famous throughout the college, if we remain in his company for some more time , we'll be good enough to start a ''come let's abuse'' crash on our own.,.,.

These are some of the famous quotes by His Highness Beoda:


    ''Izzat hai toh Kadar hai
     warna sab G.,.,.,du Gadar hai''

&  ''Kutta bhokta hai toh roti naheeen milti
  G.,.,.,d pe laat padhti hai''

4.Vikas aka WEAK-ASS
Iss ne toh MANIT ka naam mitti main mila ke rakha hai, sale ko yeh bhi naheen pata ke St line kya hoti hia?aur BC ed padhane chala hai, waise bakiyon ki tarah yeh kameena naheen hai, par iski harkatein unse zyada buri hain,,.,.,sala class ki ladkiyon ko ghoorta hai?.,.,BC.,,.,examples bhi ND Bhatt ke karata hai aur homework bhi usi se deta hai.,.,.,ladkiyan ghoorne ke chakkar main iska accident ho gaya hai abhi.,,.,

Latest Dialogue:
Main na kabhi cheating karta hoon , na karata hoon , .,.,bas invigilation ke time har ghante main 2 bar 5-5 minute ke liye class se bahar jata hoon.,,.,.,

5.For the 5th place there's a tie between 3 teachers :

a). Surbhi Mam==Polymer==Arotta
Iski ''Chubhti Hui Aawaaz'' is good enough to make you wake up from your sleep or ratehr not let you sleep while studying polymers, WHY?is she called AROTTA .,,.,refer EX Branch students.,,.,

b). Pinki Mam==M1==VLCC Overdose
Her only talent is finding people who are anywhere close to laughing in the class, forget M1 who care? I'm here to punish people and make them lick the wall.,,.,.,

c). Computer Sir==CS==Bolta-Popat
His only skill is to persuade people to discuss relationship issues and sing songs, when the class is gaining momentum , isko koi bolo,,.,''BC teri girlfriend ka figure 36-24-36 naheen hia toh ham kya karein?''