Centers of Uit-Rgpv !

The opinions expressed here aren't just mine : This is what has been extracted from surveys done throughout the college .,.,its your opinion NOT just mine 
1.Mechanical: Center of Glamor & Staring Champions !

A simple story of  people who just haven't seen good looking girls for ages ! C'mon man , it won't be wrong if i say that most of the Glamor is concentrated here ,.,.,but just the fact that they never hang around the 'inter-branch guys'  makes this class moronic  Poor guys cant even control themselves watching them, what a pity ,.,.,Doob maro saalon,,

2. Civil: Center of Equivalent Psycho's !

Aliens won't be a rare word for them ! Here's one bunch where everything good is happening , they don't give a fuck about what happening else where (honestly speaking they're jealous b'coz they don't get to stare at girls in lunch) and the Raaz behind this is that they're a thought-less bunch of like-minded idiots who're just coming out of a ''Mixing with opposite Sex taboo'' So all they're doing these days is try to charm each other ,.,.,,.,4 saal main propose maarna toh seekh hi jayenge,.,.,,hope so ,.,fingers crossed !

3. IT : Center of the'' In a Shell'' Kind of People
I don't know if i' mistaken but apart from 2-3 girls here , i haven't seen any of them  even come on the other side of their class, not even to drink water,,,i mean what is wrong with them?They play cards while bunks ,,wow man wow,,ye sahi main kindergarten samajh rahe hain college ko ,,neither do they ever bunk ,,nor they ever plan GT's ,,they just cant take decisions man.They haven't entered college .,.,they're just on thier part time job.


4.CS-A :'Center of Beauty & Amateur Guys
CS-A has  undoubtedly the best girls in college, Just that they never hang around guys from their own branch ;There are 2 basic reasons for this: 1.Guys in this branch are Amateur and can't even respond properly to an eye-contact 2. EC-A has way too flirtatious guys, but well get to the second one later.
This seem to me as the most disorganized branch ie The number of groups here are a lot .Some people come only to attend classes while some come just to go out for a bunk.



5.EC-B Center of Simple Girls & Awkward guys:

 This is No-Doubt the most unifies branch in college .,.,.,wanna know why? b'coz they play Truth-n-Dare together-like seriously.Though there's not much wrong with this class like others: but the guys here are more-o-less pissed off : either by the Non-Hot& Way -Too-Simple girls in their branch Or Else by other rural boys.As far as girls are concerned ,most of them are simple down to earth girls who'll take a century to give you their contact numbers.A good mix of intelligent people who're bound to piss you off in a conversation.

6. CS-B Center of the Non-Existing People:
Is there a section named CS-B? Did something ever happened in this section which was worth knowing for the rest of the college?,.,.,Just the fact that there are way too-decent girls who don't have FB accounts &.,., Guys who're just coming out of their 'Panchayats'.,.,.I mean seriously writing this note on them took days of research.,.,still not worthwhile: What?Not the note but the people here. Classic example of a branch which is most akin to what the Civil Branch is to our building !

7.EC-A Center of Flirts & the Geeks:
Worst combination of people.,.,.,like seriously.Girls are geeky, boring,Manly and aren't even worth tilting heads(OK except one or two).,.,.,.&while some Guys here are born with a born-to-flirt tag that keeps them going with girls from CS-A ,others include some who're either way too busy in their boy-to-boy chat.,.,,OK fine:Some are 'tying-to-initiate' as well,.,.,but still intermixing is still a big problem here b'coz most people are here to 'Study'.Bunks and GT's here?.,.,.,Attendance kam ho jayegi yar.,.,.,.,

8.EX Center of Hunter Guys & Modern Girls

This is one branch where people are more interested in socializing then anything else,and what  helps is that their frequencies match.,.,.,Guys are interested in exchanging numbers in the first conversation while girls are just coming out of their Den's and the effect is well visible.,.,..Though there are certain groups here as well which are visible when most class are out or in lunch alongside corridors,,.,.,.People here come to college as if they're on a big holiday with their friends.,.,.Though some villagers are still present who are somehow destroying the image of the hippest class in college !

5 Worst Teachers In UIT-RGPV .,.,,.,.

Well, to find good teachers in UIT-RGPV is like finding an express fast bowler for Indian team, simply speaking they exist but only once in a blue moon ! Apart from a good looking CS teacher& the fatso who teaches BEE in EX branch, all others seem to fill the voids.OK, enough , let's get started .,.,.,.,

1. Hari Shankar  aka HAINA aka HANNAH MONTANNAH

This guy is a complete 'Chutiya', not b'coz he wastes 75% of the time giving wicked examples but b'coz he makes simple things look ridiculous, his moronic acts in the class are good enough for you to question you own English skills & haina.,,haine at the end of every sentence is just the icing on the cake.,.,.,

2.Spectroscopy Dumbass

Though its not really necessary to write about this guy, but honestly speaking ''Iss se bada BC maine aaj tak naheen dekha'', ye padhata kyon hai mujhe toh yehi samajh naheen aata?b'coz ''He knows as much about Spectroscopy as Mother Theresa knows about Porn''.

3. BEODA{B.M.E Lab Asst}

Ab mujhe yeh batao ye kaise kaise G.,.,.,du logon ko college wale rakh lete hain?Though he just teaches few branches, but his asshole stakes are famous throughout the college, if we remain in his company for some more time , we'll be good enough to start a ''come let's abuse'' crash on our own.,.,.

These are some of the famous quotes by His Highness Beoda:


    ''Izzat hai toh Kadar hai
     warna sab G.,.,.,du Gadar hai''

&  ''Kutta bhokta hai toh roti naheeen milti
  G.,.,.,d pe laat padhti hai''

4.Vikas aka WEAK-ASS
Iss ne toh MANIT ka naam mitti main mila ke rakha hai, sale ko yeh bhi naheen pata ke St line kya hoti hia?aur BC ed padhane chala hai, waise bakiyon ki tarah yeh kameena naheen hai, par iski harkatein unse zyada buri hain,,.,.,sala class ki ladkiyon ko ghoorta hai?.,.,BC.,,.,examples bhi ND Bhatt ke karata hai aur homework bhi usi se deta hai.,.,.,ladkiyan ghoorne ke chakkar main iska accident ho gaya hai abhi.,,.,

Latest Dialogue:
Main na kabhi cheating karta hoon , na karata hoon , .,.,bas invigilation ke time har ghante main 2 bar 5-5 minute ke liye class se bahar jata hoon.,,.,.,

5.For the 5th place there's a tie between 3 teachers :

a). Surbhi Mam==Polymer==Arotta
Iski ''Chubhti Hui Aawaaz'' is good enough to make you wake up from your sleep or ratehr not let you sleep while studying polymers, WHY?is she called AROTTA .,,.,refer EX Branch students.,,.,

b). Pinki Mam==M1==VLCC Overdose
Her only talent is finding people who are anywhere close to laughing in the class, forget M1 who care? I'm here to punish people and make them lick the wall.,,.,.,

c). Computer Sir==CS==Bolta-Popat
His only skill is to persuade people to discuss relationship issues and sing songs, when the class is gaining momentum , isko koi bolo,,.,''BC teri girlfriend ka figure 36-24-36 naheen hia toh ham kya karein?''